I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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