All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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