So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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