All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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