For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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