so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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