No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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