don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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