But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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