I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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