Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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