She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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