did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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