So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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