i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We are all done wearing pants today
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
