Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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