Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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