On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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