Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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