I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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