I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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