question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He had one of those small greek statue penises
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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