Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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