awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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