Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Say something about gay babies.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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