Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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