I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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