Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
nutella sex= disaster
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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