well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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