Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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