school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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