OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
ugly people sure do ruin things
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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