Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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