You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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