she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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