I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
We named our party play list daddy issues
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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