just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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