found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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