Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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