During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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