So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
if only i could text you this smell
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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