forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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