All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Congratulations! We have a period
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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