well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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