If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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