Too much gin, very little bucket
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So much Jack, so little girl.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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