I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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