she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
All the doctor said was why
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