just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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