that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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