singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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