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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I stuck it in and pulled it out

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  Did she like it?

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  She giggled?

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  She liked it

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• (858): View more from California

  in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"

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• (415): View more from California

  worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  can we take a shower together?

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  no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?

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• (626): View more from California

  Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.

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• (530): View more from California

  Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?

  (650): View more from California

  I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays

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