You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So much puke
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt