I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick