yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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