just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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