he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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So many bounce houses so little time
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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