By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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