i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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